One car. One character. One question you are absolutely qualified to answer.

August 09, 2026 · Sunday

Why are you driving
a Buick LeSabre?

B

— Beverly, Boca Raton

Listen, it has a very large trunk. I have a lot of things. Plants. Tennis equipment. A decorative swan. You understand.

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SaturdayAugust 08, 2026

The county-line philosopher

2014 Lifted Silverado

You can see everything from up here. Traffic, weather, my poor life choices.

54% Idiot46% Not
FridayAugust 07, 2026

The over-caffeinated urbanist

1993 Honda Civic

It's not a hatchback, it's a filing cabinet for parking tickets and gas station burritos.

41% Idiot59% Not
ThursdayAugust 06, 2026

The minivan maximalist

2009 Honda Odyssey

Seven seats. Zero of them for guilt.

22% Idiot78% Not
WednesdayAugust 05, 2026

The retired hearse enthusiast

1987 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse

Nobody tailgates me. That's the whole business model.

77% Idiot23% Not
TuesdayAugust 04, 2026

The gravel-road optimist

1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee

It's not broken, it's ventilated.

84% Idiot16% Not
MondayAugust 03, 2026

The spreadsheet romantic

2016 Toyota Prius

Forty-five miles per gallon and I still wanted to look fast.

36% Idiot64% Not

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